My long-time internet buddy Pervwilliger tagged me on his Six Random Things post, and although this meme bears a striking similarity to those chain MySpace bulletins, I’m still gonna do it because I feel kind of like I was invited to sit at the cool kids’ table of the blogosphere.
First, the random rules (hat tip to edu-flack and cool-cat Bob LeDrew, who tipped his hat to Connie Crosby):
- Link to the person who tagged you.
- Post the rules on the blog.
- Write six random things about yourself.
- Tag six people at the end of your post.
- Let each person know they have been tagged.
- Let the tagger know when your entry is up.
OK, so here goes:
- I’m still waiting for someone to nominate me for the Hot Blogger Calendar. Seriously. I’m not just pimping it for shits and giggles. I will be VERY disappointed if I’m not at least nominated. Seriously.
- When I was a kid, I quit ballet because they re-scheduled the class for Saturday mornings and it conflicted with my cartoons. I can’t remember what cockamamie excuse I gave my mom, because I’m pretty certain she would not have let me quit ballet for the Smurfs.
- I refuse to clean the litter box. That’s my husband’s job. I used to do it when I was single, but now I have a husband. This arrangement infuriates him, but I don’t care. I refuse to clean the litter box.
- When I auditioned for Who Wants to Be a Millionaire a couple of years ago, a photographer took a candid picture of some of us and it came out in the Sun Sentinel. I saw the picture online and it was such a bad picture of me I never told anyone.
- I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up. No, really.
- You know those airbrushed vans with like wizards and topless chicks? My dream car in high school was an pink Suzuki Samurai with an airbrushed portrait of Jon Bon Jovi on the hood. Specifically this picture:
The second hottest man on earth. After my husband. I typed that with a straight face. Almost.
And now for my victims: Robyne, because she’s still one of the cool kids. Suasoria, because she’s one of the smartest people I know. Lola Granola because her ass-print story made me damn near pee my pants. Amy Hennessey because she’s my Hawaiian homey. Ashia because she’s been in People magazine, so it’s almost like tagging Britney. Chris Faile because I had forgotten how amusing he could be.
Tags: ass-print, ballet, hot blogger calendar, jon bon jovi, litter box, meme, MySpace, six random things, smurfs, suzuki samurai, who wants to be a millionaire
